( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hello ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

phobias:

avoiding hate like

image

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

dirtylittledamsel:

when my parents introduce me to new people

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see