( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hello ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

lzbth:

i cant breahte

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

image

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD <3

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself