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spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

euph0ricr3ality:

perfection

euph0ricr3ality:

perfection

gamsee:

forevertheuke:

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

Real satellite imagery from NASA
We are killing out planet.

NoThat’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

no thats our dying planet have some respect

gamsee:

forevertheuke:

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

Real satellite imagery from NASA

We are killing out planet.

No
That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

no thats our dying planet have some respect

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

mrfalling12345:

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

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misguidedhunter67:

8x04 is my favorite spn episode of them all

- says nobody, ever…